It's all in HOW you say things.

I'll repost my "I never" list I swiped from Poppy. Note how different it becomes with changed or added emphasis.

I’ve Never Crashed A Friend’s Car
I’ve Never Been To Japan
I’ve Never Done Cocaine
I’ve Never Been Fired
I’ve Never Been Arrested
I’ve Never Celebrated New Years In Time Square
I’ve Never Had A Crush On A Teacher or Professor
I’ve Never Slept With A Co-Worker
I’ve Never Cut Myself On Purpose
I’ve Never Posed Nude
I’ve Never Been Divorced
I’ve Never Gotten Someone Drunk Just To Have Sex With Her
I’ve Never Killed Anyone
I’ve Never Received Scars From My Sex Partner
I’ve Never Thrown Up In A Bar
I’ve Never Taken a Hallucinogenic Drug
I’ve Never Purposely Set A Part Of Myself On Fire
I’ve Never Flashed Anyone

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