Scary Porno Spam

I was just looking through my emails when I spotted one that made, boldly, a particularly lewd and explicit declaration. Normally those are all jettisoned, like all those involving cheerleaders who want to apply a vacuum cleaner to some rooster they--quite erroneously, I assure you--believe I own.

But this one had the first name of one of my very, very best pals. I am very pleased to note the note was purely a coincidence and my friend was in no way related to the spammer. Besides, if it HAD been my pal, I think I could have had that $9.95/month thing waived.

-Joke, still rattled

Comments

Badger said…
That's nothing. Spammers got hold of one of my old email addresses once, which meant I started getting pr0n spam from MYSELF. It was almost enough to make me stop drinking.
blackbird said…
that's ALMOST creepier than the cookbook.
almost.
Joke said…
I think that'd be taking narcissism a bit far, yes?

-Joke
Poppy Buxom said…
Hey, I get PrOn spam from myself all the time. I just figured I was a sleep-typing masturbator.

--P.
Joke said…
Poppy, for that to be the case, I think you'd have to write back to your own spam.

-J.
Badger, nothing- NOTHING should be enough to make you stop drinking. That's scarier than a Barnyard Gang Bang ANY day! ;)
-Trig
Joke said…
I dunno about stopping my Recommended Daily Allowance of ethanol...but I think I'll avoid barnyards from now on.
Poppy Buxom said…
I just want to know two things:

1. Re: your title. Is this merely a shameless attempt to bump up your hit count? Because I predict a big uptick in business ... all those slobbering perverts doing Google searches for "scary porno."

2. Re: my somnambulatory pleasures. How am I going to tell whether it was as good for me as it was for me if I'm asleep the whole time? Should I set an alarm?

--P.
Joke said…
Oh, I thought you were TYPING in your sleep.

[Miss Emily Litella voice] Never mind.[/Miss Emily Litella voice]

-Joke

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