A -Accent: Generic upmarket all-boys Catholic school B -Breakfast: Double ristretto espresso and OJ or Green Tea and whole wheat toast or Irish Oatmeal C -Chore you hate: Picking up my books and magazines D -Dad's name: Joke II E -Essential everyday item: Toothpaste F -Flavor ice cream: Butter pecan, sans pecans G -Gold or silver?: For wear or investment? H -Hometown: Suburban Miami by way of Grosse Pointe, Mich. I -Insomnia: So often I don't even notice. J -Jobtitle: Demigod trainee K -Kids: two boys L -Living arrangements: Standard domestic M -Mom'sbirthplace: Cuber N -Number of significant others: This'd be better if the question dealt w. INsignificant others O -Overnight hospital stays: one P -Phobia: a Nader-Claybrook administration Q -Queer?: I used to think Martina Navratilova was cute in her day. This is what most guys mean when they say they "experimented in college." R -Religious affiliation: I'm an orthodox Papist type. S -Siblings: one younger sisters. T -Timeyouwakeup: 3 or 6 a.m. depending on whether the insomnia hits me on the front or back end U -unnatural haircolors you've worn: none V -vegetable you refuse to eat: bell peppers, but olives are close W -worsthabit: failing to censor myself in face-to-face conversation X -x-rays you've had: not including dental, one Y -yummy: dark chocolate, prosciutto, FRESH mozzarella, sun dried tomatoes, black-and-blue beef, seared tuna, bacon, high-end kosher hotdogs, Tiny Trapeze marshmallows Z -zodiacsign: Aries, I think.