Posted by Joke at 12:45 PM
Badger posted at 8:39 PM, March 26, 2007
Bo Derek? For real, dude? Because I would take Bo Diddley over her any day. But then, I am probably not in her target demographic.
Joke posted at 9:56 PM, March 26, 2007
It's the Bo Diddley socks that do it for ya, innit?
Badger posted at 7:48 AM, March 27, 2007
Wouldn't YOU like to know?
Joke posted at 1:33 PM, March 27, 2007
Bo knows hosiery.
Badger posted at 8:06 PM, March 27, 2007
I would take THAT GUY over Bo Derek any day, too. Just so you know.
Joke posted at 8:09 PM, March 27, 2007
Aha! I just knew you had a footwear thing.
I know you daydream of the manly bounty that is Dr. Scholl.
Badger posted at 8:49 AM, March 28, 2007
How did this conversation morph from your rather disturbing feelings for a 70 year old white chick with cornrows to my ALLEGED footwear fetish?
Joke posted at 10:12 AM, March 28, 2007
1- What strikes the eye most about Bo Diddley (after that crazy NASCAR-like hat) is the sock action he has going on.
2- The other Bo was famous for his commercials for Nike.
I bet you never realized it until now.
And if whatsherface is 70, Bo Diddley most be fossilized by now. The other Bo is 43ish, though. But he has artificial hips.
Badger posted at 1:59 PM, March 28, 2007
Oh, my bad. She only LOOKS 70.
And I'm thinking YOU are the one with the Bo Diddley crush, despite your words to the contrary. The gentleman doth protest too much, etc.
Plus you KNOW you own more pairs of shoes than I do.
Joke posted at 2:09 PM, March 28, 2007
Hell, if you were married to John Derek, you'd look 70 also. If Bo Diddley had married John Derek, he's look 97, come to think of it.
[Austrian accent]Interesting you are keeping track of other people's shoe inventory...[/Austrian accent.]
Badger posted at 3:00 PM, March 28, 2007
Not other people's. JUST YOURS.
Joke posted at 3:19 PM, March 28, 2007
You just broke Bo Diddley's heart, and possibly his pacemaker too.
Badger posted at 5:11 PM, March 28, 2007
He won't have been the first, either way.
And think how Bo DEREK must feel.
Joke posted at 6:16 PM, March 28, 2007
Hmm. Yeah. Maybe she also likes that kinda sock action Bo Diddley has going on.
If I had know the allure of those kinds of manly sockwear 20 years ago, I'd've been an unholy terror. Casanova would have taken notes and Don Juan begged to be my apprentice.
Badger posted at 6:25 PM, March 28, 2007
Well, you know. It's never too late.