Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Don't get excited.

Dear Internet,

1- He have a possible "Hurricane Noel" coming upon us. Not dead-certain, by a long shot, or even likely. But possible. Wind and rain are to be had, sans doute.

2- NOS's internal exile continues, the whinging almost abated. Amnesty International has failed to show the slightest interest in his case.

3- Will someone let BBCAmerica know that they schedule my favorite programs* at the worst damned hours?

4- Yesterday it was positively autumnal. (That means it was not 90F/32C with 85% humidity) I am driving around cheerfully in my convertible, which is exactly the polar opposite of the deluxe minivan, save for the number of wheels and leather seats. I figured many years ago to start my midlife crisis early to save time. You see it has gone precisely according to plan.

That is all.

-J.

* Top Gear, F-Word and Kitchen Nightmares.

Posted by Joke at 7:53 AM

2 Comments

  • Blogger h&b posted at 6:01 AM, October 31, 2007  
    I love it that they call Hurricanes names like "Noel"

    Until the Gallagher Bros, guys named Noel were nice mummies boys who flossed and wreaked no havoc.
  • Blogger Joke posted at 7:58 AM, October 31, 2007  
    As far as storms go, Noel is EXACTLY as you described.

    Probably too busy having milquetoast anddoing homework to knock down any palm trees.

    -J.
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