Posted by Joke at 10:44 PM
HEATHER posted at 12:28 AM, February 23, 2008
Don't know if you know this or not, but this is the bible verse that will stop bleeding.
EZE 16:6 And when I passed by thee, and saw thee polluted in thine own blood, I said unto thee when thou wast in thy blood, Live; yea, I said unto thee when thou wast in thy blood, Live
Commit it to memory, since you are the father of two boys. You will be needing it.
Kim posted at 3:36 AM, February 23, 2008
Lucky you didn't go spraying some of that manly odor of yours all over that delicate paperthin skin of yours.
MsCellania posted at 9:55 AM, February 23, 2008
Your description of the attendees describes our neighbors. You know, the ones with the Lamborghini.
I hope the towels are salvageable. (soak in cold water, wash with hydrogen peroxide.) I wish I would've bought more of them as they've gone extinct on the market. :o(
Poppy Buxom posted at 12:34 PM, February 23, 2008
Nice picture, she said, as her gorge rose.
Caro posted at 7:00 PM, February 24, 2008
And why is it those little razor cuts hurt like the devil too?
Caro posted at 7:02 PM, February 24, 2008
My daughter spotted my first word verification from across the room. It read "dmhos". She asked if it said Dumb Hoes.
shula posted at 9:05 AM, February 26, 2008
What is it with car shows and porn star chicks?
Hope the jugular wound healed.