Posted by Joke at 10:36 PM
Stomper Girl posted at 12:49 AM, May 20, 2008
The chequebook lumberjack is very. VERY. funny.
blackbird posted at 8:21 AM, May 20, 2008
I knew you'd handle it well.
SHEESH - sue me for lacking material why don't they...
Joke posted at 8:31 AM, May 20, 2008
Don't sell yourself short, bb! You did really well in meme-ing this list.
alice posted at 8:38 PM, May 20, 2008
72. Stock an emergency bag for the car.
Thus endeth the emergency.
BabelBabe posted at 8:09 PM, May 21, 2008
i can hammer the nail and shoot a reliable jumpshot. so you, Mr Buxom, and/or K can borrow me any time any of you needs. as long as you'll mix my Planter's Punch and tell me if my mechanic is lying....
Joke posted at 7:11 AM, May 22, 2008
Alice, I used to think that...until I was stranded in an area with no reception.
BabBab, I have no problem with the nail, other than I have no idea what an eightpenny nail is, or even if it costs eight pennies.
And your mechanic is lying. In fact, when you walk up to him and he says "Hi, there." he is lying.
Joke posted at 9:29 AM, May 22, 2008
P.S. The problem with a jumpshot is that it involves basketball, as loathsome a sport as can be imagined.
BreadBox posted at 10:44 PM, May 24, 2008
#32 ; Grassy, redolent of mouse droppings.