Friday, August 01, 2008

Inappropriate crushes: An update.

Anne Hathaway.

Funny. Catholic. Preppy. Reads Ayn Rand. (I can't stand Ayn Rand, but I have a soft spot for girls who do.) In fact, my Inappropriate Crush is so strong, I'm willing to overlook the fact she was in a deadly tedious movie about gay shepherds.

As you were.

-J.

Posted by Joke at 10:57 PM

3 Comments

  • Blogger h+b posted at 9:51 AM, August 05, 2008  
    AB and I fought over her until I finally got him to admit she was horrid, and he must have seen her in a good light once, and caught a crush.

    He's over her now, and looking at more appropriate women, who sometimes get out in the sun and perhaps eat a steak now and then. You know, girls that don't like like vampyres ?

    I hate death-pale skin. Hate it.
  • Blogger Joke posted at 5:39 PM, August 05, 2008  
    You'd love it ovah heah, where even moribund albinos have a healthy tan.

    That said, she is pretty much about as ærodynamic as I can tolerate a woman to be.

    -J.
  • Blogger Joke posted at 5:42 PM, August 05, 2008  
    P.S. My beloved and I had a discussion over this issue and I pretended I believed AH to look like a caricature of a colt with superfluous teeth and an iron deficiency.
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