When in doubt, a meme...

Thanks to the lovely and gracious Tere.

This is Me

Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: VERY salt & pepper
--Dyed or Natural: Natural (Dye? MADNESS)
--Curly or Straight: Wavy leaning towards straight. The waviness is tamed via haircuttery.
Right- or Left-handed: Right
Tan or Pale: Pale-ish, but I can tan pretty well
Jeans or Khakis: As I age, khakis.
Country, Rap, or Rock: I rock out
Car: 1992 Alfa Romeo Spider
Place in order of preference--T.V., book, movie, music: Books, Music, Movies,
TV
Your heritage: Spanish & Italian via Cuber
Shoes you're wearing today: White leather Converse Jack Purcell lowtops. I LOVE THESE SHOES
Your weakness(es): Girls who wear eyeglasses and are searing conversationalists. Prosciutto.
Your perfect pizza: Thinnish crust, wood-fired
Favorite color: Midnight blue
Favorite place: The library
Goal you'd like to achieve: To get back to my wedding night weight and stay there.
Your most overused phrase(s): "You are confusing this with a negotiation."
Your thoughts first waking up: "Oh, bloody Hell."
Your best physical feature(s): Smile & shoulders
Your bedtime: 1-2 a.m.
Your most missed memory: Being in my 20s and not realizing what an idiot I was making out of myself
Pepsi or Coke: Kosher-For-Passover Coke (the rest of the world doesn't have to worry about whether real sugar is used in theirs, but here we do)
McDonald's or Burger King: BK
Single or group dates: Single
Adidas or Nike: Avia
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton, but not instant or powdered or canned.
Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or coffee: Coffee (Espresso)

DO YOU:
Smoke: No
Cuss: Not around girls
Have a boyfriend/girlfriend: My wife won't let me have a girlfriend
Take a shower: Yes, but I put it back
Have a crush(es): Anne Hathaway
Think you've been in love: Yep. Still think that.
Want to get married: I checked that off my list epochs ago.
Believe in yourself: Uh. Yeah.
Believe in God: Yes
Believe in your government: I don’t believe in any governments, and those people who do scare me $#!+less. Even worse are those who place hope in governments.
Get motion sickness: No.
Think you're attractive: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmyeah.
Think you're a health freak: Not a freak
Get along with your parents: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmyeah…
Like thunderstorms: Only if I'm indoors already

IN THE PAST MONTH, HAVE YOU:
Drank alcohol: Yes
Gone on a date: With my wife
Gone to the mall: No (shudder)
Been on stage: No
Eaten an entire box of Oreos: EW.
Eaten sushi: I've made sushi
Been dumped: No. My wife would never dump me. (Now, shooting me...)
Gone skating: No
Gone skinny dipping: No
Stolen anything: No

HAVE YOU EVER:
Played a game that required removal of clothing: Yes
Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: Extremely? Nevah.
Been caught "doing something": Uh, no.
Been called a tease: No
Gotten beaten up: No.
Age you hope to be married: The age I was when I did.
Number of children you'd like: The 2 I've got is nice. I wouldn't necessarily a mind a 3rd.
Describe your dream wedding: Small, intimate, morning wedding. In an old, marble-festooned church. Kinda like the one I had.
What do you want to be when you grow up: Relaxed.

WHAT YOU LIKE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX:
Best eye color?: Whatev.
Best hair color?: Whatev.
Short or long hair: I like shortish hair.
Height: 5’0” or taller
Best first date location: A quiet, slightly foodie-ish restaurant
Best first kiss location: Golf course.

IN THE NUMBERS:
Number of people I could trust with my life: 2
Number of CD's: Extrapolating by my number of binders, 600
Number of piercings: Uh, none.
Number of tattoos: 1. We've been over this.
Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper: 8
Number of scars on my body: 3

-J.

Comments

Joke said…
You had to be there.
teachergirl said…
Nice to know about the eyeglasses.
Frogdancer said…
Does your blue dot look like a freckle, or a third nipple????

(And that kiss thing... you must be a man who seriously loves his golf...)
meggie said…
I had missed the tattoo story. I am so relieved you only have a dot.
It made me cry, reading how it came about.
Your responses to this meme were great.

If only to read the tattoo story!
Joke said…
It is a vividly blue freckle, not a third and blue nipple.

-J.
Stomper Girl said…
Hoo hoo hoo, I am falling off my chair with the tattoo story.

(It DOES hurt! I've got the cat on my back to prove it. But it's been ten years since I got it, and lately..just lately.. I've been romancing some new ink.)

Anne Hathaway? Why?
Poppy Buxom said…
She's Catholic and preppy. Or preppy and funny. Or Catholic and funny. Or something like that.
Joke said…
All of the above AND she reads Ayn Rand. (Ayn Rand was an abysmal writer, but I have a soft spot for girls who like her.)

-J.
olivespearls said…
Small world--Olive also has a weakness for prosciutto.

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