Masochism TV

For some reason, my beloved is glued -- GLUED, I tell you! -- to some TV program featuring some idiot who gets parachuted into Very Inhospitable Places and then has to go all survivalist. As near as I can figure out, each show involves this guy standing in something foul and mudlike, eating something foul and raw, getting stung by unspeakable creatures that make us wonder if DDT doesn't deserve a second chance.

Mesmerized, she is.



We are, and always shall be, a complete mystery.
Maddy said…
Have you ever heard of the Masochism Tango by Tom Lehrer! [The probably have it on U-tube]
MsCellania said…
I love those 2 shows, too! Man vs. Wild and Survivorman. In fact, Man v. Wild was just on.
Frogdancer said…
Joke, I think that she's actually planning how to get you into a parachute just to see how you'd last in the wild.

I'm sure that she thinks that you'd outlast, outplay and outsurvive every other male on the planet.
Joke said…
My raw displays of testosterone generally involve something with a manual transmission.


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