Stolen meme (from Badger)
Who stole this one, allegedly, from Karla.
1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up? Whoever talked me into going along with the Big Autumnal Project in the first place.
2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be? Mariah Carey.
3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face? Every single person related to my being involved in the Big Autumnal Project.
4. What is your favorite cheese? Anything that is not labeled "processed cheese food."
5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What kind will you make?
It's a tough call. My favorite as a kid was roast beef, smoked cheddar, tomatoes on sourdough bread with horseradish and brown mustard...but these days I'm partial to Jamie Oliver's "Brekkie Sarnie" of smoked bacon, sharp cheddar, tomatoes and brown mustard.
6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once. Who is the lucky celebrity of your choice?
Thus pressed, I'd lean toward Uma Thurman for no reason beyond pure curiosity, but you have no idea how badly I blanked on this question.
7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who do you pick?
Um, anyone who took Lilith Fair(e) VERY seriously would be good, just to have a soppy song written about me.
8. Now that you've slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy crap, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it?
I'd get a custom-made tie.
9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
Rome.
10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Now that you are in the new location, what are you gonna do?
Get a pair of Schedoni driving gloves.
11. A demon rises out of Hell and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. It is...?
Knob Creek Bourbon, but why it'd have to be a demon makes no sense. Iberics are under the assumption it's angels who provide this sort of thing.
12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?
Germany in the early 1800s to strangle that @#$% Marx.
13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
"Rule Numbah One: No pooftahs!" Seriously the rule would be: Everyone leaves me alone, in peace and quiet.
14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what's the premise?
Titled: "It's Not That Complicated!" wherein I explain things and make other people do things the right way, to their astonished betterment.
15. What is your favorite curse word?
@#$% is good, but @#$%er is good too.
16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
Unwravel their wrappings.
17. Your house is on fire! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don't worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what's the item?
Laptop.
18. The Angel of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?
Go to Confession and PRAY like a bastid a mere half-hour covers it properly.
19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What's it gonna be?
The ability to read the financial pages of the WSJ 24 hours early.
20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
The first half-hour of my honeymoon seems rather agreeable.
21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
10 years from now (or 2 months ago) the choice would be WAY different, but for now the Big Project sounds like a good one.
22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool stuff... you can move to anywhere else in the world! Bitchin'! What country are you going to live in now?
Italy. Or somewhere tropical and tax-free.
23. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be?
Harry's Bar in Venice.
24. Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question.... If you did, then we'll just expand on that. Check it out... Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like "Dude, check it out... I can FLOAT!"?
My penultimate GF, in the hopes she'd mistake me for something spectral and befoul herself.
25. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier has given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which celebrity will you bring back to life?
Phil Hartman.
26. The Gates of Hell have opened, and Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person, etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?
My friend Felix. (No, a real person.)
27. What's your theme song?
"Are You Gonna Go My Way?" by Lenny Kravitz.
1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up? Whoever talked me into going along with the Big Autumnal Project in the first place.
2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be? Mariah Carey.
3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face? Every single person related to my being involved in the Big Autumnal Project.
4. What is your favorite cheese? Anything that is not labeled "processed cheese food."
5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What kind will you make?
It's a tough call. My favorite as a kid was roast beef, smoked cheddar, tomatoes on sourdough bread with horseradish and brown mustard...but these days I'm partial to Jamie Oliver's "Brekkie Sarnie" of smoked bacon, sharp cheddar, tomatoes and brown mustard.
6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once. Who is the lucky celebrity of your choice?
Thus pressed, I'd lean toward Uma Thurman for no reason beyond pure curiosity, but you have no idea how badly I blanked on this question.
7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who do you pick?
Um, anyone who took Lilith Fair(e) VERY seriously would be good, just to have a soppy song written about me.
8. Now that you've slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy crap, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it?
I'd get a custom-made tie.
9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
Rome.
10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Now that you are in the new location, what are you gonna do?
Get a pair of Schedoni driving gloves.
11. A demon rises out of Hell and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. It is...?
Knob Creek Bourbon, but why it'd have to be a demon makes no sense. Iberics are under the assumption it's angels who provide this sort of thing.
12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?
Germany in the early 1800s to strangle that @#$% Marx.
13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
"Rule Numbah One: No pooftahs!" Seriously the rule would be: Everyone leaves me alone, in peace and quiet.
14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what's the premise?
Titled: "It's Not That Complicated!" wherein I explain things and make other people do things the right way, to their astonished betterment.
15. What is your favorite curse word?
@#$% is good, but @#$%er is good too.
16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
Unwravel their wrappings.
17. Your house is on fire! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don't worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what's the item?
Laptop.
18. The Angel of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?
Go to Confession and PRAY like a bastid a mere half-hour covers it properly.
19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What's it gonna be?
The ability to read the financial pages of the WSJ 24 hours early.
20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
The first half-hour of my honeymoon seems rather agreeable.
21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
10 years from now (or 2 months ago) the choice would be WAY different, but for now the Big Project sounds like a good one.
22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool stuff... you can move to anywhere else in the world! Bitchin'! What country are you going to live in now?
Italy. Or somewhere tropical and tax-free.
23. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be?
Harry's Bar in Venice.
24. Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question.... If you did, then we'll just expand on that. Check it out... Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like "Dude, check it out... I can FLOAT!"?
My penultimate GF, in the hopes she'd mistake me for something spectral and befoul herself.
25. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier has given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which celebrity will you bring back to life?
Phil Hartman.
26. The Gates of Hell have opened, and Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person, etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?
My friend Felix. (No, a real person.)
27. What's your theme song?
"Are You Gonna Go My Way?" by Lenny Kravitz.
Comments
Best Answers!
-J.
Maybe if you could go back in time a 2nd time, you could warn yourself not to get that blue dot. :)
With a BAC level of approximately 176% I wouldn't've listened to the Mature and Sensible Me.
Alas.
-J.