A(nother) contest! Sort of.

I have been informed by she who decides these things that the boys' bathroom's renovation simply cannot be put off any longer. Since I'm the SAHP, I'll take the lead in this endeavor. So far so good.

While I have excellent and sharply crystallized ideas on what we ought do about the master bathroom, the (eventual) top floor addition, kitchen remodel, etc., I am stumped as re. the bathroom in question.

So, I turn to the collected wisdom of my readership.

In a couple of days I will post pictures of the APPALLING condition of this bathroom. I will entertain any and all suggestions. The only caveat is that the footprint of the room is unalterable. For a number of reasons well afield of this entry, the bathroom cannot be enlarged. Trust me on this. Keep in mind the bathroom will be used by two boys yet to reach the age of 10, to say nothing of their grubby friends with overactive renal systems and poor marksmanship.

I want/need specific suggestions (as in photos/links) for flooring, tiles, cabinets, toilets, sinks, showers/tubs, fixtures, lighting, wall treatment, window treatments, etc.

This is how this'll work: I'll post the pictures and those eager to play along will post on THEIR blogs something like:

This shower: [link] [photo]
This sink: [link] [photo]

etc.

and then in the combox of my post chime in to the effect the post is up.

The winner will receive something REALLY cool, which I'll ship to wherever...even halfway across the globe, diagonally.

Have at it.

-J.

Comments

Badger said…
Why do all of your contests have a distinctly Tom Sawyer-ish feel to them?
Joke said…
Because I am barefoot on the banks of the mighty, mighty Mississippi?

-J.
meggie said…
You really are??

you would not believe the WV for this.....knayjxgg
Joke said…
Either that or I'm floating down the river in a raft with a runaway slave.

-J.
blackbird said…
good god -
I'm midstream, as it were, in OUR bathroom remodel.
Tile salespeople are the used car salespeople of the home decor world.
Unless you go upscale, and why would you with littler pishers?
You've just missed the Resto 20% off sale for everything bathroom - I cleaned up on that one.
PB does nice looking bathroom things but I am concerned re the quality.

Polished nickle.
That's all I'll say -
wait, no, brushed. (forgot it's the kid bathroom)
Joke said…
I hate missing sales.

-J.
Badger said…
Dude. The runaway slave was in Huck Finn.

And I'm still not painting your fence.
Joke said…
Huckleberry Finn is Tom Sawyer-ish so I was taking it as more of a generic Mark Twain thing.

-J.
Badger said…
Wait, have you READ any Twain? Please tell me I'm not going to have to EXPLAIN the fence-painting reference and how it applies to your usual contest MO. The English lit minor in me may be driven to drink by the whole ordeal. And it ain't even noon ovah heah.
Joke said…
Hey! I think I'm allowed to be obnoxious, and takie whatever liberties I may need towards that goal, in my own combox.

Harrumph.

-J.
Poppy B. said…
Badger:

I fear the worst.
Joke said…
What? Again?

-J.
Badger said…
You realize that if word of this ever gets out, the bookish types who make up your cyber harem will flee like rats from a sinking ship. And then you'll just be left with Poppy, Blackbird and me.

Unless -- and I shudder at the thought -- your literary lady friends have deluded themselves into thinking they can REFORM you somehow.

Oh God, I need a bromo. And a nap.
Joke said…
Yes, Aunt Polly.

-Injun Joke
Joke said…
P.S. And my contest M.O. is not to get other people to do my dirty work for me. My contest M.O. is to shamelessly bribe lurkers into outing themselves.

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