Since you asked.
This is via BB, who swiped it from bb and that's as far back as I've traced the damned thing.
10 FAVORITES
Favorite Color: pink
Favorite Food: hard-seared steak & shaved gorgonzola, fresh pasta with porcini & marsala
Favorite Month: July
Favorite Song: (at this moment, tomorrow it'll be a different thing) The Offspring - Gotta Get Away
Favorite Movie: Pulp Fiction or The Right Stuff.
Favorite Sport: golf (used to be surfing, but then again, I used to be 22)
Favorite Season: summer
Favorite Day of the week: Saturday
Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: chocolate chocolate chip
Favorite Time of Day: the nanosecond everyone else is asleep
9 CURRENTS
Current Mood: mildly worried
Current Taste: orange juice
Current Clothes: khakis and denim buttondown, socks
Current Desktop: This
Current Toenail Color: "Toenail"
Current Time: 10:17 a.m.
Current Surroundings: dining room, cooking magazines, mail and NOS's homework
Current Thoughts: Untold wealth could come in handy
8 FIRSTS
First Best Friend: Aldo Ottati
First Kiss: 15, behind the Kodak film booth in WDW's Tomorrowland. Her name was Debbie.
First Screen Name: AYMS
First Pet: Lobo, the indolent German Shepherd
First Piercing: Nice try.
First Crush: Priscilla Higgins in 5th Grade
First CD: 1812 Overture.
7 LASTS
Last Cigarette: 1982. It was a Dunhill.
Last Drink: Limoncello
Last Car Ride: a ride home from the drugstore
Last Kiss: TFBIM's 7am buh-bye
Last Movie Seen: In the movie theater?I have NFI. Something animated, probably.
Last Phone Call: 30 min. ago, my kid sister
Last CD Played: Donald Fagen's The Nightfly, but it was a DVD-A
6 HAVE YOU EVERS
Have You Ever Dated One Of Your Best Guy/Girl Friends: Married her, too. To our mutual surprise.
Have You Ever Broken the Law: Practically every time I get into third gear.
Have You Ever Been Arrested: Close, but no.
Have You Ever Skinny Dipped: Nope (down heah that means salt water and...no.)
Have You Ever Been on TV: yep
Have You Ever Kissed Someone You Didn’t Know: I may have, your Honor, I have no clear recollection of that.
5 THINGS
Thing You’re Wearing: glasses, khakis and denim buttondown, socks, watch
Thing You’ve Done Today: Set a bunch of mushrooms to dry
Thing You Can Hear Right Now: NOS whining because he must do his homework
Thing You Can’t Live Without: books
Thing You Do When You’re Bored: read
4 PLACES YOU’VE BEEN TODAY
bed
bathroom
kitchen
garage
3 PEOPLE YOU CAN TELL ANYTHING TO
Whichever of three priests is in the confessional
2 CHOICES
Black or White: black
Hot or Cold: hot weather and cold everything else
1 THING YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE
See all my children issue me several decent grandchildren
-J.
10 FAVORITES
Favorite Color: pink
Favorite Food: hard-seared steak & shaved gorgonzola, fresh pasta with porcini & marsala
Favorite Month: July
Favorite Song: (at this moment, tomorrow it'll be a different thing) The Offspring - Gotta Get Away
Favorite Movie: Pulp Fiction or The Right Stuff.
Favorite Sport: golf (used to be surfing, but then again, I used to be 22)
Favorite Season: summer
Favorite Day of the week: Saturday
Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: chocolate chocolate chip
Favorite Time of Day: the nanosecond everyone else is asleep
9 CURRENTS
Current Mood: mildly worried
Current Taste: orange juice
Current Clothes: khakis and denim buttondown, socks
Current Desktop: This
Current Toenail Color: "Toenail"
Current Time: 10:17 a.m.
Current Surroundings: dining room, cooking magazines, mail and NOS's homework
Current Thoughts: Untold wealth could come in handy
8 FIRSTS
First Best Friend: Aldo Ottati
First Kiss: 15, behind the Kodak film booth in WDW's Tomorrowland. Her name was Debbie.
First Screen Name: AYMS
First Pet: Lobo, the indolent German Shepherd
First Piercing: Nice try.
First Crush: Priscilla Higgins in 5th Grade
First CD: 1812 Overture.
7 LASTS
Last Cigarette: 1982. It was a Dunhill.
Last Drink: Limoncello
Last Car Ride: a ride home from the drugstore
Last Kiss: TFBIM's 7am buh-bye
Last Movie Seen: In the movie theater?I have NFI. Something animated, probably.
Last Phone Call: 30 min. ago, my kid sister
Last CD Played: Donald Fagen's The Nightfly, but it was a DVD-A
6 HAVE YOU EVERS
Have You Ever Dated One Of Your Best Guy/Girl Friends: Married her, too. To our mutual surprise.
Have You Ever Broken the Law: Practically every time I get into third gear.
Have You Ever Been Arrested: Close, but no.
Have You Ever Skinny Dipped: Nope (down heah that means salt water and...no.)
Have You Ever Been on TV: yep
Have You Ever Kissed Someone You Didn’t Know: I may have, your Honor, I have no clear recollection of that.
5 THINGS
Thing You’re Wearing: glasses, khakis and denim buttondown, socks, watch
Thing You’ve Done Today: Set a bunch of mushrooms to dry
Thing You Can Hear Right Now: NOS whining because he must do his homework
Thing You Can’t Live Without: books
Thing You Do When You’re Bored: read
4 PLACES YOU’VE BEEN TODAY
bed
bathroom
kitchen
garage
3 PEOPLE YOU CAN TELL ANYTHING TO
Whichever of three priests is in the confessional
2 CHOICES
Black or White: black
Hot or Cold: hot weather and cold everything else
1 THING YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE
See all my children issue me several decent grandchildren
-J.

Comments
Neither is Debbie.
-J.
Lemony: clove cigarettes. Clove was for the all-black, art geeks who read Camus and Sartre and Derrida and other idiotic Gauls.
Cloves indeed.
Da noive.
-J.
You know, the suburban kids who ended up at the decent liberal arts college but wished they were at La Sorbonne.
You know, my college crowd.
I--I must lie down with a cool compress.
-J.