This much I know.
"Whatever it is, I'm at fault."
These are words to live by when you are operating on the bleeding edge of social revolution, as a SAHD. Example.
TFBIM: (Staring at a motley array of furniture pieces and computer innards and wires.) NOS, where in God's name did you get that?
NOS: The dumpster*
TFBIM: What were you doing in the dumpster?
NOS: Dumpster diving. (He seems perplexed.)
TFBIM: (With that Lord-grant-me-patience look) Why were you dumpster diving?
NOS: Because that's the only way to get cool stuff out of the dumpster.
It's safe to say there will be zero need to worry this month about the possibility of a 3rd child.
-J.
* A "skip" to the rest of the Anglosphere
These are words to live by when you are operating on the bleeding edge of social revolution, as a SAHD. Example.
TFBIM: (Staring at a motley array of furniture pieces and computer innards and wires.) NOS, where in God's name did you get that?
NOS: The dumpster*
TFBIM: What were you doing in the dumpster?
NOS: Dumpster diving. (He seems perplexed.)
TFBIM: (With that Lord-grant-me-patience look) Why were you dumpster diving?
NOS: Because that's the only way to get cool stuff out of the dumpster.
It's safe to say there will be zero need to worry this month about the possibility of a 3rd child.
-J.
* A "skip" to the rest of the Anglosphere
Comments
They had to pass a law to make it illegal here, people were so enthusiastic.
To no effect.
I believe he was planning on making an electronic butler.
-J.
What about sharp jagged glass ? No ?
I think i'll add 'dumpster diving' to my long list of fears. Right under "CHILD BEING ABDUCTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT"
and
BEING MAULED BY WILD DOGS.
Hadn't thought about the third one, though.
-J.
Mostly I'd expect to find old Starbucks cups, dead orchid plants, two-month-old copies of Cigar Afficianado and outdoor furniture that got mauled in the last hurricane.