Your year-end bonus. UPDATED!

Dear Internet,

We have reached that time of the year as a family when we know Holiday Season and Tax Season are equidistant. This moment is defined by TFBIM going mental over "the appalling mess that our house has become" with unarchived gifts, boxes, etc. while she is still at home to harry and nag the rest of us to help achieve her vision of domestic limpidity.

So, while we're in Purge Mode I hereby offer you -- FREE! -- one of the leftover goody bags from her surprise birthday party. One has already been earmarked for Poppy, who couldn't attend this year; so that one is off-limits.

The other six (as pictured here) are up for grabs. The rules are simple:

1- You have to email me and tell me you want one.
2- Shipping is on me.
3- One per household.
4- In case of a tie, lurkers get preference on TWO of the six bags.
5- FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED. I don't want any fights.
6- You pay whatever taxes, tariffs, duties, fees, charges levied by whatever semi-socialist jurisdiction in which you have chosen to reside.

Fair?

-J.

UPDATE!
I have received your requests and unless two regulars are bumped by as-yet-unknown lurkers by, oh, tomorrow morning...things will go out as they stand.

Comments

MsCellania said…
Um, check your email.

And I may take this idea and run with it to purge my home. Everything's up for grabs except the husband, two awfully cute little boys and an old bunny.
Poppy B. said…
How cool am I? I spend the entire day sitting in a van or, alternately, driving in a van, and when I get out, i discover that I have been awarded loot!
Joke said…
And here I thought that our telling you "Oh, dammit, we left your goody bag from the suprise party!" would have given it away.

-J.

P.S. Now that you're back at PoppyHQ, I'll be slinging it along directly.
--erica said…
You are so very good to lurkers. A little PR perhaps?
Joke said…
What can I say? I'm a giver.

-J.
Caro said…
This sounds like a good way to find a new home for things.

Way to go.

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