Dear Badger: "Yes, you may."
It embarrasses me to consider how much I paid for these. 
They have, though, been handcrafted by artisans in the Schwarzwald region of Germany, by specialists who also work for NASA.
These are a solid plutonium/titanium alloy.
Each piece is individually carved from a solid block of the aforementioned rare space-age alloy.
All pieces are individually numbered and come with a certificate of authenticity, as well as a certified expert's appraisal, duly entered into the Official Record.
They cost me more than my first three cars combined.
They have, though, been handcrafted by artisans in the Schwarzwald region of Germany, by specialists who also work for NASA.
These are a solid plutonium/titanium alloy.
Each piece is individually carved from a solid block of the aforementioned rare space-age alloy.
All pieces are individually numbered and come with a certificate of authenticity, as well as a certified expert's appraisal, duly entered into the Official Record.
They cost me more than my first three cars combined. -J.
Comments
Why don't you sell a couple of cars and get a new one?
-J.
1- Mine too.
2- You should only worry if you get the order mixed up.
MF:
That's a great idea to defray teh financing costs of these damned things.
-J.
And I'm with Stomper - where's the bling??
-J.
"Faucets"
(hear that? the word makes me giggle. I can't help it.)
Down heah, we'd just call them taps.
-J.
Alas, as the Creative Director, I have to nut it out with the Financial Director .. and thus, I get the thing that looks just-quite-like-what-I-wanted-but-also-missing-the-mark-by-oh-so-much.
But I normally get over it.
The next bathroom though ... oh yes ...