It's worse than I thought.
The car that sucks? Turns out it sucks even worse than I thought. Not only does it exhibit a remarkable suckiness, but it has begun--already!-- to hemorrhage (no, not merely bleed) cash. It literally has red ink shooting from every imaginable orifice. Not only does it serve as a wallet evacuation device, but frequent and repeated applications of cash don't ameliorate the problem. I fear I may already be "underwater" with this thing.
I've grown to hate it.
-Joke
I've grown to hate it.
-Joke

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-Joke