It's worse than I thought.

The car that sucks? Turns out it sucks even worse than I thought. Not only does it exhibit a remarkable suckiness, but it has begun--already!-- to hemorrhage (no, not merely bleed) cash. It literally has red ink shooting from every imaginable orifice. Not only does it serve as a wallet evacuation device, but frequent and repeated applications of cash don't ameliorate the problem. I fear I may already be "underwater" with this thing.

I've grown to hate it.

-Joke

Comments

Poppy B. said…
How can a car parked in the driveway be costing that much money? I have to drive mine around for a while before I end up whipping out the credit card.

--P.
Joke said…
Because it takes money to et it to such a point where it's capable of motive action.

Blah.

-Joke

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