Thursday, February 02, 2006

Uh-oh. (Again)

Dear Internet,

Today Numbah One Son (age 8) has announced he "kinda likes" a girl in his class. Last week he expressed in no uncertain terms he had no desire to start liking girls until "college or when I get old like you."

This is not only a slippery slope, but a STEEP one at that, surfaced with NASA-grade Teflon and coated generously with a combination of hydrogenated shortening and axle grease.

-J.

Posted by Joke at 2:55 PM

4 Comments

  • Blogger Badger posted at 4:37 PM, February 02, 2006  
    Gasp! Does his betrothed know about this hussy usurper?
  • Blogger Joke posted at 4:47 PM, February 02, 2006  
    I don't think the hussy usurper knows.

    -J.
  • Blogger Poppy Buxom posted at 6:09 PM, February 02, 2006  
    Hah! I expect a major dowry discount. Because Popette shouldn't have to marry damaged goods. Not without some compensation.
  • Blogger Poppy Buxom posted at 6:11 PM, February 02, 2006  
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