Uh-oh. (Again)

Dear Internet,

Today Numbah One Son (age 8) has announced he "kinda likes" a girl in his class. Last week he expressed in no uncertain terms he had no desire to start liking girls until "college or when I get old like you."

This is not only a slippery slope, but a STEEP one at that, surfaced with NASA-grade Teflon and coated generously with a combination of hydrogenated shortening and axle grease.

-J.

Comments

Badger said…
Gasp! Does his betrothed know about this hussy usurper?
Joke said…
I don't think the hussy usurper knows.

-J.
Poppy Buxom said…
Hah! I expect a major dowry discount. Because Popette shouldn't have to marry damaged goods. Not without some compensation.
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